Saw this today browsing a forum.
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=news&sid=1820
This has to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.
Maybe he is a genius.
His Lack of Smoothness With The Ladies
Why He Appears Mentally Disabled
From his awkward groping of German Chancellor Angela Merkel to his bizarre, sexually charged relationship with Condoleezza Rice, Bush is criminally awkward around women.
Why He’s Actually a Genius
He convinced First Lady Laura to marry him after a three-month courtship—without the aid of an unplanned pregnancy. It takes most fellows three months just to convince a dame to remove her pantaloons, and Bush got the whole package (which, back in the late ‘70s, was a pretty tasty one) after just 12 weeks—roughly the same amount of time that cheese stays good in a refrigerator. Clearly, the man knows something that you don’t, and by that, yes, we mean something sexy-smooth.
The Pudding (Where The Proof Is)
Sure, Dubya had the added advantage of being a member of a famous family awash in cash, but you don’t see Donald Trump’s son (big virgin) having any luck, even though he has a bigger arsenal of the same weapons.